*brookish accent* RAN-DOM!!!!!!

Today I ate a bowl of ice cream in a phone booth. It had chocolate and strawberry syrup aplenty, not to mention sprinkles and banana slices!

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Whoever first put cheese in a can is a genius. A genius with odd compulsions and probably no socail life, but a genius nonetheless. I really believe that, I do! And its great...a terrific addition to the unhealthy but convenient selection of college-student budget items that line the shelves of our local supermarket. It's also, I hear, and excellent source of calcium! It even helps with your sense of humor (that is if you are running on less than a couple hours of sleep and the heat index in your dorm is 190). The directions on the back of the can state: For best results, remove cap.

HAHA

Now I really do like Easy Cheese...my concern, however, lies with the poor little people who have the unfortunate jobs of shoving all that cheese in the can. I mean, that stuff is under alot of pressure...think of all the force and strength it must require to fit 20 pounds of cheese into an 8 ounce can...

Now I'm gonna go and get all philosophical on you...

OK, I didnt make these up...Crystal got them from a website...but they really make you think...

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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

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Life is Full Of Bullshit Where Ever You Go

BUT AT LEST IT KEEPS LIFE INTERESTING



So ya...its less than a week before I go back to Aberdeen. Im pretty excited. Im gonna miss Daniel like hell though. That's the only part that will suck. Crystal's comming to school with me this year for sure, so I dont have to miss her. And Katie already lives in Aberdeen (although Im not sure how things are gonna go...long story).


OK, SO HERE'S WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO BLOG ABOUT:

I mentioned this on my member profile long ago, and I still believe it: im so irritated by people who whine to me about their problems and then when I offer advice, they completey dismiss it 100 percent of the time. It's like they don't really care what I think, even when I am the more rational one, and they know it. They want me to be the best friend I've always been, and help them out. I am flattered that people can talk to me about their problems, and I love being able to help them in some way. That is not the problem. Its when 5 minutes later they try and say everything is great when in reality its only gotten worse. I risk their good temperment by telling them calmly what I honestly think about their lifestyle, and they try to give me false assurances that everything is fine. Go ahead, screw up your life...that's your decision...but don't drag my baby down with you...please...

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So ya...I have made a terrible mistake again. I HAVE AN OPINION. Im so sorry people...

You know, I really did love you. I wanted to be one of your best friends. But that didnt happen. It couldnt, because my friends didnt like you, and yours didnt like me. And because your ideas of fun were quite different than mine. But the few times that we did get together, I thought it was great fun. And now, just because you utilized your blog and expressed yourself (which I dont have a problem with) and, mainly, becasue I used my own blog and made my own comments, now you suddenly give up on me and dont want anything to do with me. Fine. It's not like I was a major part of your life anyway. What are you losing? Not much...just a dorky chick who says random stupid things at the oddest times, someone who thinks differently than everyone else, someone who can laugh at the most retarded antics, someone who likes to express her opinion rather than surpress it...you know, I actually am alot like you. you said more than once that I was like your sister or that i should have been. That would have been awesome...but I guess I am too much like you

Some Quotes...

"Look...That garage [roof] is full of sparrows...they're all around the edges...it's like they're watching something...saaaSPIIIIcious..."
-Daniel

"I have nothing to do with the man that I married."
-Daniel


"IM A BALERRINA, FUCKER!!"
-Tyler

OK, Saturn...Here's What I Think

In response to "Twisting The Nuts" www.smacksonsaturn.blogspot.com


I think that for the title of that particular blog, you did exactly what you're preaching against. In fact, I think I have heard you do that same thing several times. I do agree though, it is VERY ANNOYING!!! ...in excess. Once in awhile, it can be humorous, just not every other sentence. I'm not around you all that much, and so I am hoping that you don't do it in excess. I cant really think of any one person who does, but it I do, I'll make sure to tell them to shut up or somthing...


"And don't forget, (in mocking voice) "friends don't let friends drive drunk." Screw that! As far as I'm concerned, give 'em the keys rev up the engine, and let 'em go sailing home with a bottle of taquila in their lap...They'll wrap themselves around a telephone pole and either be killed or paralyzed. Cruel, you say? Well, so is inflicting your drunken stupidity on the rest of the world, so be ready to pay the consequences. Asshole. "

OK, that quote right there done did pissed me off!!! So much, in fact, that the fact that I actually agreed with 90% of everything else you said is lost. I guess I was under the impression that you cared about your friends. I wrongly assumed that even if they made some bad choices, you would still love them. getting drunk is not the worst thing in the world, and it is something that you have recently started doing. (I was actually very proud of you before because even though most to all of your friends drank, you didn't believe in it. Now your spending substantail amounts of money on alcohol and hording at Terry's house. )Now, I do drink. And every time, the next morning, I say "never again". But that never lasts. I do it again. I know I'm OK by you because I dont, as you porotested against, get shitfaced every weekend. So anyway, back to what I was saying (I just reread the quote and got pissed all over again) That is VERY cruel. I'm sorry, but you dont fucking say that shit about your friends. I pray that you were just ranting, because if you really mean that, then you are heartless. You compare stupid ramblings to death. Death is permanent. Someone talking to you isnt. You can ignore, you can laugh, you can do whatever. In the morning, they will still be there and you can laugh at them all over again. I mean, come on...I remember when you and I talked all the time (sorta) and half of what we said was stupid ramblings...and we were straight sober! So I guess what I really mean is this...next time you get drunk, go ahead and drive home. You don't have to lie to your parents and say your staying at my house...just go home. I dont agree with it, but I wont be there to stop you. If you do end up killing yourself, I will bawl my ass off, because I love you. But at least I'll know you followed your own advise.

PS (just so you know, it was very very difficult for me not to mention Nikki in this post...)

Why I Hate My New Job

JK...It's not so bad. I mean, its housekeeping, just like my old one, but compared to the gig at the nursing home, this kicks ass! (I now work at a hotel in Watertown.) The only part that I don't like is my "boss". The other housekeepers share this opinion with me. I mean, she is a very nice girl (I saw "girl" rather than woman because it seems to all of us as though she is younger than us), but how she is able to keep the position of Executive Housekeeper is beyond me!

First of all, she and another lady were supossed to share the position, then somehow she kissed the manager's ass just enough to get it all to herself. The other girl told the manager that she had just made a huge mistake...and she is finally starting to see that she did! Tamiy (fuck it, I don't care if I use her name...) writes up the damn housekeeping scheduele, but she seems to always scheduele herself for days that she had doctor's appointments (I think I heard somewhere that she sees shrink). Why doesn't she work AROUND her personal scheduele so that she doesn't always have to call in and say she cant work. And who does she call in to? And HOW THE HECK do they buy her stupid excuses every single time?? When she IS at work, she is, by the national housekeeping code, supossed to clean at least 5 rooms. No one has seen her do one for weeks! She's always on the damn phone, usually with personal phone calls. I tell you what, if any of us behaved like this, we would have been fired long ago. Plus, alot of us newer girls have run into problems, because when she trained us, she told us incorrect information. We quickly learned to do like the ones who have been there for months and months and not even bother talking to her about anything. I mean, as a person, she's very friendly and considerate. I like her alot...she just isnt doing a good job as a boss, and alot of us are thinking that something should definately be done about it. Our main concern was the annual inspection...what with no head housekeeper to make sure that we got everything deep cleaned and perfect before the surprise inspection, we thought we would fail. But nope! All by ourselves we got the highest score in all of SD. YAY!!