Today I ate a bowl of ice cream in a phone booth. It had chocolate and strawberry syrup aplenty, not to mention sprinkles and banana slices!
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Whoever first put cheese in a can is a genius. A genius with odd compulsions and probably no socail life, but a genius nonetheless. I really believe that, I do! And its great...a terrific addition to the unhealthy but convenient selection of college-student budget items that line the shelves of our local supermarket. It's also, I hear, and excellent source of calcium! It even helps with your sense of humor (that is if you are running on less than a couple hours of sleep and the heat index in your dorm is 190). The directions on the back of the can state: For best results, remove cap.
HAHA
Now I really do like Easy Cheese...my concern, however, lies with the poor little people who have the unfortunate jobs of shoving all that cheese in the can. I mean, that stuff is under alot of pressure...think of all the force and strength it must require to fit 20 pounds of cheese into an 8 ounce can...
Whoever first put cheese in a can is a genius. A genius with odd compulsions and probably no socail life, but a genius nonetheless. I really believe that, I do! And its great...a terrific addition to the unhealthy but convenient selection of college-student budget items that line the shelves of our local supermarket. It's also, I hear, and excellent source of calcium! It even helps with your sense of humor (that is if you are running on less than a couple hours of sleep and the heat index in your dorm is 190). The directions on the back of the can state: For best results, remove cap.
HAHA
Now I really do like Easy Cheese...my concern, however, lies with the poor little people who have the unfortunate jobs of shoving all that cheese in the can. I mean, that stuff is under alot of pressure...think of all the force and strength it must require to fit 20 pounds of cheese into an 8 ounce can...
Now I'm gonna go and get all philosophical on you...
OK, I didnt make these up...Crystal got them from a website...but they really make you think...
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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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