10. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
9. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
8. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
7. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
6. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'
5. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars
4. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
3. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
2. Cuddle him at random moments.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY LORD VOLDEMORT IS...
1. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
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