"If I was small, I would put on those little feetie pajamas that I got for Tilly"
-Wendy
"I wish I was alergic to Kiwi. They taste so disgusting!"
-Carrie
"I told him 'Fine! Just go and be a stubborn old man that yells at the kids to get off of his grass!"
-Tawnie (on the phone, talking about her friend, Jake)
"I have ONE piano keys, and I have to take it out EVERY day!" (you really would have had to have heard the expression in this one to find it funny)
-Me
"I'm PERfectly comfortable. (pause) mmHMM"
-A very drunken Marcus
"Come on, Kari. Masterbate later! I'm going!"
-Some girl out in the hall just now
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