Former Self

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If you could talk to your former self, what age would you visit, and what advise or hope for the future would you give?


Elementary Years

DON'T be friends with Tanya. She may be your best friend for 5 years but in the end her and her mom fuck you over big time.

You really should brush your hair once in awhile, and go to the bathroom when you need to. Trust me, right now, you are a freak.

Steal more than one sea-shell

2+3 is NOT 6. You KNOW that!!!!

Kissing girls is NOT permitted in Kindergarten (though it makes a funny story).

People DO change. Trust me. (Except Tucker.)

Don't believe Jessica Olson when she says she wants to play with you. Its just a lame trick to make you look retarded. Also, don't believe her when she says she can't play because she has too much homework. Second grader's don't get homework.

 
Middle School Years

You really do dress retarded, just so you know.

Don't tell Clinton that you like him.

Believe it or not, Katie will end up being one of your best friends in High School, and you even become the Godmother of her son.

Don't be too bummed about the whole singing thing not working out. Getting famous would have interfered with the rest of your life way too much.

You are NOT going to marry Howie Dorough from the Backstreet Boys, and trust me, one day you will be OK with that.

Don't tell anyone at school how old Kenny is.

Don't even trip when you fight with Crystal. You guys are way too tight to split up for good. In fact, you end up being college roomates.

Even though they hate you now, Tyler and Roy end up being two of your good friends senior year.

 
High School Years

Daniel is TOTALLY worth it

Schaefer is totally NOT. He isn't boyfriend material. Know this and move on.

See Middle School entry about Crystal.

You won't get a car until Graduation, so don't bother getting your hopes up.

Take another science class.

Mr. Koisti does get cute.

Don't feel so threatened by Rachelle. She's nice.

Enjoy your time with Terry while you can. Peter is telling the truth (at least half-way).

You're NOT pregnant.

Neither is Bonnie.