Ok...last night I was talking to my friend about how on my Tripod website I have a list of my various disorders. She's like "If you have a list, that's not a good sign." So today, I was telling Felicia about that, and I started to tell her about the "disorders". Here I go:

Me: I have paranoia, short-term memory loss, an attention deficit...I didn't put ADD 'cuz it's only sometimes. Did I say paranoia already?
Felicia: Ya
Me: OK, so that, short-term memory loss (I start laughing at how ironic it is that I forgot that I said paranoia already right before I said I had a bad memory. I laugh for several seconds before I realize that I had also already said "short-term memory loss" a few seonds before. )