Won't The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

As I set here, trying to work on (start thinking about) an essay that is due tomorow at 2:00, I am constantly distracted by a fellow student of mine. All I know about him is that he works in the cafeteria and hangs out with a chick who has really awesome hot pink hair. I also know that he looks like Eminem. It might just be my imagination twisting what I see into what I want to see (who wouldn't want to see Eminem on the way to class?). However, Felicia agrees with me. In fact, I think she was the one who pointed it out to me a couple days ago. I honestly think the only thing that makes him look like Em is that he has naturally dark hair, and has it cut short and bleached blonde. He has brown eyes, long eyelashes and full eyebrows. Pretty nice. But anyway, I have other things to blog, and so I will get on with them now.