Maybe He Ought To See A Mechanic...

My fiance is so very odd. Like a week or so ago, we were laying there in bed and, after a time in which I thought he was sleeping, he said, in sort of a disoriented sort of way, "I can't find my keys, my drive shaft is broken, and I can't fix anything." I figured that he was just waking up from a dream, and talking nonsense, so I just kinda laughed at him and and was like "What?" He repeated the sentence again, more convincingly this time, almost exasperated. "Hunny, I think you need to go back to sleep." I told him. "No, I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom." he said, jumping up.

Days later, I brought that night up to him again, hoping he would explain the dream that brought him to say such things in the middle of the night. Instead, he simple repeated it once more, looking as though he thought me dense to not have understood the first time. "But you weren't in a car. You were laying in bed!" I exclaimed. "Well, ya...That was my first predicament."

A couple days ago, as we were driving past a pasture containing several cows, he showed his brilliance again. To be honest, I'm not entirely sure that we were passing a pasture containing cows. That is my assumption. With Daniel, though, who knows. Anyway, following the sight of the cows, presumably, he says "You know what, if I was a cow...Well you know how they can't feel electric fences very much, like its only a tingle to them, well if I was a cow, I'd slap my dick up on the fence and be like ooooooohhhh moooooooo moooooooo ahhhhhhh moooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! And then, if you were a cow, too, you could say 'Yup, that's my boyfriend getting' off on the electric fence."