Did You Ever Eat Paint Chips As A Kid?

Sandwiches are very friendly things. They fill your belly with substance and prevent it from eating itself. They are very versitile. They don't much mind what they are compossed of, so long as they fulfill their ultimate purpose in life. That purpose, however morbid, is what they live for! That purpose is to be grinded down by the blunt teeth residing in the backmost regions of most homosapians. There is no wrong way to eat a Reese's, and there is no wrong way to eat a sandwich. I personally like to rip off and consume the crust and surrounding area first, then excavate my way through the top slice, then through each layer of innards until i reach the bottom slice. At this point, my journey is finished. I feel satisfied and ready for anything!

I might add, in my closing, that one way I don't like to eat my sandwiches is with paint chips.