Congratulations!!!

My car had a baby!!!

Now allow me to explain: The other day, Shaggy was trying to park behind my car as close as he could in order to leave enough room behind him for Kristy's car. He parked so close that they were touching. We somehow turned that to mean that they were having sex. Hours later, he accidently hit me again with his car. I exclaimed " Are you fucking me again??" He said he was, and I told him that I would let him know if my car got pregnant. Part two goes as follows: Mal, Felicia, and I were trying to memorize the alphabet backwards. We were trying to group the letters into sounds that would be easier to remember. One part was "RQPO". Say it once fast. It sounds like a mixture of R2D2 and C3PO (Star Wars). Somehow, I decided that my car was R2D2 and Shaggy's was C3PO, and that the baby that they would have together would be called RQPO. So we went to the store and bought a 94 cent Hotwheels car that somehow alomost resembles a mix of our cars. I am going to go over to Shaggy's and demand child support.