Random Quotes From Daniel...

We were in Wal-Mart, and there was a mechanical turkey toy that sang "Chicken in the Straw". I was very amused by this. I had never heard the actual words to the song before, so I don't know if they made this part up or not, but it said "Standin' on a pumpkin and the pumpkin rolls away". I just busted a gut! That was the silliest thing I've ever heard! Why would you be standing on a pumpkin, and furthermore, how do u not expect it to roll away? Do you stay on when it rolls, or will you fall over and look like an idiot who has no business standing on another pumpkin for as long as you live? I was just perplexed by this when Daniel goes "Well it's just like standing on a turkey." HUH?! Why would you be stadning on a turkey? "Well you have to catch it somehow. If you can't shoot it, you stand on it."

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Ok, so we have this little inside joke where he will "walk" his fingers on my head and that's suppossed to be a "moose". He will make the "moose" do a variety of things: walk, run, jog, skip, fall down, jump repeatedly with excelerated gravity. Well he was doing that on my forehead last night, and I asked him to get the moose off my forehead. So he moved it to my cheek. Get the moose off my face! So it migrated to my (very ticklish) side. NO MORE MOOSES WALKING ON ME!!!!!! So he lifts my shirt up in the back and starts to gently drag his fingers along. Now I have a pretty good idea what he's doing, so I have already erupted with a fit of laughter when I ask "Is he ice skating???"

He was...

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Daniel has been suffering from a cold, and, unbeknownst to me, he sprayed some sort of decongestant or something into his nostrils before bed. So he crawls in next to me, and I'm like "What smells funny?" Well I dunno he says...what is that smell? OH!! It's my nose!!

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