Tuesday, December 27, 2005

10 Minutes With Kitty

Kitty is licking my finger.
Kitty is being placed on bed.
Kitty is trying to help me type.
Kitty is again being placed on bed.
Kitty is climbing onto my shoulder.
Kitty also smells like an orange.
Kitty is once more being placed on the bed.
Kitty is now licking my shirt.
Kitty has decided, now, to chew on my shirt.
Kitty has moved to the back of the desk and is chewing on/attacking a cup full of pens.
Kitty has hopped down an buggered off.
Exit Kitty.
*3 minutes later*
Kitty is back and and staring at me.
Kitty has now turned into a back massager.
Kitty is crawling ever so gently from the back of the chair to my shoulder to the desk.
Kitty continues to smell like an orange.
Kitty is now forming a bridge.
Kitty is on my lap, intently watching me type.
Kitty is chewing on my thumbnail.
It is very hard to type.

Did I mention that Kitty likes the Powerpuff Girls?

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