Today I went and had my car tire fixed. They made me drive it up onto one of those little ramp thingies. I have this perpetual fear that I will menuver myself off of the track and my car will tumble the whole, what, 6 inches, to the ground and the rail will smash everything under the car. So that was scary. Then they took off the lug nuts and smacked the tire with a big mallet looking thing. It fell off and what was left of my car reminded me of a broken Hot Wheel car. My parental instinct kicked in and I was tempted to look for the missing wheel and throw the rest of the car away. This is not a safety issue. Obviously, the removal of one wheel is not going to make the car small enough to swallow. It just looks junky. Well I'm getting off the subject. They ended up replacing some valve and glueing some beads. What are beads doing in a car tire? Ignore my ignorance. I only today found out that car tires dont have tubes in them like bike tires do.
Just recently (as in, like, 20 minutes ago), the Dominoes guy showed up to bring Crys and I our pizza. David and Patrick were here, and for some odd reason, Patrick felt compelled to do away with me. He says to the pizza guy "I'm gonna make a deal with you. Do you have a girlfriend?" "Ya." the guy says. "Dammit." says Patrick. "I was gonna say you take her *points to me* and I'll take the pizza." Keep in mind that the pizza was not for him in the first place. Neither am I. Therefore, the exchange of said goods is not under his discression. *shrugs* It was funny though.
Just recently (as in, like, 20 minutes ago), the Dominoes guy showed up to bring Crys and I our pizza. David and Patrick were here, and for some odd reason, Patrick felt compelled to do away with me. He says to the pizza guy "I'm gonna make a deal with you. Do you have a girlfriend?" "Ya." the guy says. "Dammit." says Patrick. "I was gonna say you take her *points to me* and I'll take the pizza." Keep in mind that the pizza was not for him in the first place. Neither am I. Therefore, the exchange of said goods is not under his discression. *shrugs* It was funny though.
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Speaking of days, Crystal was having one today, too. And good thing, too, as it really made mine and Evan's enjoyable.
~~In the Econo parking lot, said individual screamed at an old guy for walking too slow.
~~In Kesslers, said individual quietly freaked out on a group of old people for walking next to each other and taking up the entire walking space in the isle.
~~In the tire place, said individual made rude comments about the nice man who lent us a tank of air. (correction: this man scowled at me. fucker.)
~~Said individual displayed numerous fits of road rage. *sneeze* (sorry...I am developing a cold)
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Said individual has now lost her mind and will not stop laughing.Said individual is now leaking from the eye sockets.
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