Monday, January 02, 2006

Check it

You know why I hate Beyounce's music videos? Because she humps chairs, the floor, everything in sight. That's not sexy. Its creepy. You know why I hate alot of male (and female) artist's music videos? Because the choreographers have the girls dancing so fast and stupid that they look like they are convulsing. I have gotten used to the whole "we need skinny girls in their underpants shaking their asses to sell" thing. But they aren't even sexy anymore. They are like on speed or something...frankly, I'm a little scared.

Check it out, yo. I wrote this new rap song:

I'm out in da club
Got my bling around my neck
It's louder than the music
but don't you disrespec'
Got all these bitches
that I wanna take home
do nasty things to
all night long
I flash out my cha ching
light up my bling bling
da da da da.........

So ya...ever notice that most rap songs are about fine bitch, heaps of cash, dancing, and/or sex? *rolls eyes*
(I know people are gonna lell at me, so let me say this...I have enjoyed/ do enjoy some of these songs. Its the complete overabundance of them that annoys me)(Also, I realise that not all rap songs follow these pathetic trends. Amen to the rappers out there who have something else to say!!!!!)

Long live bands like Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Seether, Linkin' Park, and a ton of others who have an actual message in their songs....who's songs you can actually relate to.

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