Turn That Frown Upside Down!!

Why do people say that? Besides sounding completely stupid and cliche, it makes no sense. No one actually turns the corners of their mouth down in a frown shape when their upset, and smiling doesn't look like the typical "smiley face" either. In the case of smiley faces, yes, it works. The reverse of one is the other. In the case of *normal* people, not so much.

In any case, how would I go about doing that? I could fake a smile, but how's that gonna help? I would feel ridiculous and wouldn't be able to hold the pose for more than 3 seconds. No, it would be much simpler to hang my whole self upside down, including my so called "frown". Eventually, though, all the blood would rush to my head and it would explode.

Turn that frown upside down!!

Now you've something to think about besides your meaningless existance. Next time someone says that to you, they're either really, really gay, or they want your head to explode. Really makes you feel better, doesn't it?