This afternoon, my fiance and I were watching Ed Edd N Eddie when we (for whatever reason) started imagining what each character would most likely be like in 20 or so years (if cartoon characters aged, that is). Here is what we came up with.
Edd (Double D) - Double D will grow up to be an invented or sorts, making tons of money (in a legitimate fashion). However, he will remain single for the rest of his life, not having any idea how to have a relationship with a girl. In fact, this first time a girl touches him in a sexual manner, he will blurt out "Oh dear. I seem to have soiled my underpants!"
Ed - Lovable Ed will find his niche out in the woods, in a log cabin miles from civilization. His only companions will be 6 cats, 2 goats, a sheep, and several chickens.
Eddie - This mischievous munchkin will knock some chick up and be forced to work for a living in a jawbreaker factory, where he is repeatedly suspended for consuming the merchandise.
Jimmy - Sarah's best little buddy finally comes out of the closet at age 27. Come on. We all say it coming.
Kevin - Kev will work in a motorcycle repair shop while his wife, Nas, works as a supermodel.
Nas - Marries Kevin, and works at a top notch modeling agency.
Ralph - Ralphy boy will marry, and of course, educate his offsprings in the ways of the Old Country. Sadly, the kids will be sentence to a school career of ridicule.
Sarah - Miss Loudmouth will end up working as a live in maid/ childcare provider in a small norwegian village.
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