What I Learned In School

Biology Survey: Long necked unicorns and short necked unicorns don't "fit together".
Biology Lab: You may develop worms if you lay your sandwich on a table with weasel poop.
English: A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
Jewish men dance funny, even when they are sober, but more so when they are drunk.
The opposite of harmony is china in a trash can falling down the stairs at 3:00 am.
How to avoid a hangover
Gov't: It is possible for people with mental problems to circulate in the mainstream society, seemingly unnoticed.


Random Quotes From Various Professors:

"Let me show you another way to have sex" - Dr. Tallman (Bio Survey)
"You can have an intimate relationship with a horse. All you need is for the horse to stand still. You might need a stool." - Dr. Blanchard ( Gov't)
"Where there's an opening, one can pass through." - Dr. Blanchard ( Gov't)
"Massechussettes? Where the hell is that?" - Dr. Blanchard (Gov't)