While participating in a rather unusual discussion with my friend/ my friend's boss/ my kids mom, we learned some disturbing information. She, as well as her mother, have had sex in various places of their restaurant. Later on, we got to thinking, what if the following scenario were to actually take place...
Waitress: Hello sir. What can I get for you?
Customer: I'd like a hamburger and a chocolate shake.
Waitress: I'm sorry sir, but we are out of hamburger patties. There are more down back, but I can't go back there right now. My boss is having sex. Would you like something else instead?
Customer (quite surprised): No, I really wanted a hamburger.
Waitress: Well, OK. I'll see what I can do.
Waitress hesitantly goes to the back room in search of hamburger patties. In her quest, she finds her boss and a guy in the middle of something. Upon seeing the waitress, they instantly separate.
Waitress: Excuse me, but would you like some fries with that ass?
Blushing, the guy turns to her.
Waitress: Oh dear, you look like you need to be supersized!
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