The Right To Keep And Bear Arms

My friend Mallory and I decided it would be uber cool to go out and buy some Nerf guns and run around campus playing commando. It turned out that she just wanted to stand there and shoot the rubber tipped foam darts and the door of our dorm. I wanted desperately to go out and ambush some poor unsuspecting stranger, when suddenly, Jay and some other Korean dude walked by. I ran up to them, hiding behind tiny trees, pretending like I didn't think they saw me. I got right up next to them (I never have been good at long range targeting) and attempted to shoot Jay. Nothing happened. I had forgotten to cock the gun. "Oops. Hold on a minute." I said, as I prepared my weapon for fire. "OK. There we go." And I shoot (and miss).
I didn't even get what was so funny until I thought about someone in war aiming and making themselves known to the enemy only to ask them to stand still while they get their gun ready to shoot them. Freakin moron!

A little later, Rose and I ran around and actually did try shooting rabbits (and each other). I saw Jay again and he seemed really interested in our toys. Me and him ran around for a bit shooting each other. I tell you what, I think he looks like Jackie Chan when he's just, you know, existing. But when he's jumping, running, and darting around, and telling you to surrender, it's like "holy crap, dude!" I felt like I was in Rush Hour or something. It was funny too, because when I shot him the first time, I was like "I shot Jackie Chan!!" Hehehe.